Scott Cowley Applies to Be an Intern for the Worst Person on the Planet

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This is a picture of Boring Scott Cowley, holding up a bottle of Naked juice for some reason. There isn’t any vodka in that bottle of Naked juice, because Scott graduated from BYU. I know what you’re thinking: “Does drinking Naked juice without vodka make you ineligible for a Pell Grant?” Yes, it does. Don’t [...]

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Chris Matthews Just Destroyed Mitt Romney’s Campaign, Forever

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Remember way back in 2007, before Charlie Sheen was on Twitter, when there was a little group called “Gays for Giuliani”? Oh course you don’t. The Internet didn’t exist yet, so you were probably outside getting some fresh air. In 2007,  a bunch of homosexuals called Gays for Guiliani told America that Rudy Giuliani actually [...]

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