Vernal Business Owner Acts Like a Douche, Smugness Ensues

george-burnett-utah-douche

George Burnett, local town douche from Vernal, has struck upon a great new business gimmick: charging those who self-identify as ‘liberals’ an extra dollar surcharge at his I Love Drilling* smoothie shop. We have a fiscal problem in this country. We’ve got to deal with it or we don’t have a country, so to kind [...]

Read more »

Where the Hell Did All These Utah Democrats Come From?

Millions of Democrats

Occasionally we are forced to write about good news. There’s just no way around it. Now sure, criticizing BYU, conservatives, the Deseret News, the GOP debates, homophobes, Jason Chaffetz, the LDS Church, Mark Shurtleff, Mike Lee, Mitt Romney, Mormon culture, Orrin Hatch, racists, Republicans, and the Utah Legislature are our bread and butter. It’s what [...]

Read more »