The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Before we get too deep into this article, let us present Exhibit A: For those of you who have been with us for a while, it’s obvious we don’t take ourselves too seriously, right? We spend most of our days covered in bong resin and our own vomit; our delusions of grandeur usually center around [...]
Have you ever tried being an escort here in Utah? It’s really tough. For starters, you have to consistently lie to your bishop about your job. (“Of course I’m not an escort, I work at Deseret Books! Would you like me to get you a discount on Thomas S. Monson’s biography and/or suck your penis?”) [...]