BYU Students No Longer God’s Chosen People

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Good morning Utah! Did you watch the Emmys last night? Can you believe that Mad Men and Modern Family won all those awards and Jane Lynch is a lesbian and JK, nobody gives a shit. Instead, let’s talk about how God doesn’t love BYU anymore. This past Saturday, the Sons of Perdition at the University [...]

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The NHL is Really Bad With Geography; Nobody Gives a Shit

NHL in Utah 2

“NHL thinks Salt Lake City is in Arizona”. You stupid, stupid fucks. Only a RETARDED IDIOT with a 3RD GRADE EDUCATION would think that Salt Lake City is in Arizona. YOU FUCKING RETARDED FUCK-TARDS. Just kidding. Salt Lake City is kind of a crappy town, so I don’t blame anyone for not knowing where it [...]

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