The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
One of our New Year’s Resolutions is to take more credit for stuff we probably didn’t do,* which is why we were so happy to see this in an article by the Salt Lake Tribune: [Kenneth] Wynn, a Mormon, also argued that the so-called Domination Clause in the Utah Constitution prohibits church officials from interfering [...]
Leave it to the overreaching government to take away the rights of American citizens and private business owners, all in the name of alleged safety. Three Alarm Saloon in Midvale, Utah received nine critical violations and 56 non-critical violations during an October 2010 inspection by the Salt Lake County Health Department. A month later—after the strong arm [...]
You know that thing you don’t care about? Turns out most people don’t care about it. And even though we’ve clearly established this general apathy toward the subject, we’re going to write about it anyway. This must have been what was going through the mind of intrepid reporter Scott D. Pierce when he noticed how [...]
That lucky son of a bitch. Some people are called to serve missions in Idaho, New Jersey, or worse, Temple Square. Meanwhile, Tim DeChristopher has been called to serve a 2-year mission to jail. What a lucky missionary! Two whole years, spreading the good word in jail! At least in jail – as opposed to [...]
So yesterday morning I’m reading the Salt Lake Tribune while my wife gets our 12 children ready for school*, when I come across a news story that made me spit out my Postum all over our faux granite counter top: Ron Howard to direct ‘Under the Banner of Heaven’ Ron “America” Howard is directing a [...]
The Salt Lake Tribune, Utah’s most respected tabloid newspaper is sending a warning to all state park patrons out there: losing funds for state parks = certain death. Ms. Mary Tullis, Utah State Park Director, commented regarding the reduction of funds from $12M to &7M stating, “What scares me is if people on a lake, [...]
If you’ll recall, KSL ran this headline a few weeks ago: “Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies.” The KSL headline took Twitter by storm, it went viral, and it even cured AIDS. It truly was the Jesus of headlines.* Apparently the Salt Lake Tribune wants to jump on the “Let’s write [...]
