The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Dear Rocky Anderson, I like you. I voted for you in 2004 but I didn’t vote for you in 2000, because I lived in Provo at the time and because I was only 19 years old. And I think we can all agree that 19-year-olds know shit about politics. I was also in the audience [...]
Remember that one time when Al Gore was about to become the next President but then suddenly lost to George W. Bush because Ralph Nader invented the seat belt and then Democrats blamed Nader when George W. Bush invaded the wrong country and liberals compensated for their guilt by giving Al Gore an Oscar and [...]