The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Way to go, America. You’ve reelected the antichrist. Do you not see the desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland America has become in the past four years? Are there not human remains strewn about where you live? Are you not in constant fear of being taken by armed guards with a black bag over your head to some secret [...]
It’s not news that Mitt Romney has said some things that may be construed as fibs or half-truths during his campaign, but Rachel Maddow managed to step away from her selection of thick-rimmed glasses long enough to point out some recent lies that have escaped Mitten’s lips: Now, I don’t know when Mitt last got [...]
In preparation for the Presidential debates on October 3rd, many faithful LDS members have decided to fast for Mitt Romney—and encouraged others to do the same—believing only divine intervention can keep the GOP nominee from making a more complete fool of himself. Some have also encouraged even stronger efforts: Others in the email chain have [...]
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Did you guys laugh your asses off as much as we did last night? Clint Fucking Eastwood got on stage and scolded an empty chair for it’s lack of job creating ability for 10 minutes. Do you just – you know – I know – people were wondering – you don’t – [...]
With the threat of Hurricane Isaac on the horizon, the Republican National Convention has been delayed. However, this obvious act of God showing his overall disapproval for Republicans has not stopped the GOPers from getting the party started. Utah Senator Orrin Hatch has come out, saying he is ready to start grinding on the dance [...]
I bet you are all surprised to see that we haven’t been assassinated or reassigned to Gayle Ruzicka’s ‘reeducation camp’ in the basement of the Church Office Building.* Yes, unfortunately for us and you, we’re still here and kicking. Apparently we decided to take a modest summer break. What can we say? We were emulating [...]
As the dust settles on Romney’s Vice Presidential pick of Paul “Dreamboat” Ryan, it’s time for some analysis. The only difference between Romney’s VP pick this past weekend and McCain’s VP pick four years ago is, instead of people saying, “Who?” they’re now saying, “Him?” When it comes to policy, there’s not really much difference [...]
Mittens has a new attack ad, accusing President Obama of “plans to gut welfare reform.” Watch it here: There are two big problems with Mitt’s assertion. One, he’s a dirty liar. The Obama administration has allowed individual states “to test alternative and innovative strategies, policies, and procedures that are designed to improve employment outcomes for [...]
Did you know the MTC is critically out of space and in need of a new, sparkly 9-story building? Envious of their bretheren to the North at City Creek, the Provo MTC was making plans to build a new building in place of several old classrooms. Since Provo isn’t a direct theocracy (yet), things still [...]
I’d like to say the news has been slow; in reality, the number of fucks I give has just been diminishing. So here’s what’s been going on: The Supreme Court upheld the Affordable Healthcare Act (a.k.a. “Obamacare”) on the grounds that the fine for those people who don’t have insurance—in other words, who don’t adhere [...]