The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
I have a confession to make: I didn’t pay that much attention to conference this year. But if there’s just one thing I took away from the 181st Semiannual General Super Conference, it’s this question: So should I build my goddamn bomb shelter or not? For 181 years, Mormons have been taught 3 important things: [...]
This weekend is the 181st* Semiannual General Super Conference, Brought to You by Ivory Homes and Paxil. It’s that magical time of the year when we sit at home and watch hours of commercial-free television, featuring old people talking about donating our money to them. It’s worse than PBS.** Most non-Mormon Salt Lake City residents [...]