The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, with its omnipresent self-righteous fervor, has filed two amicus briefs with the Supreme Court of the United States, asking it to uphold the federal Defense of Marriage Act and California’s Proposition 8. Kirton McConkie, the Church’s law firm, filed the briefs on behalf of six religious organizations—including [...]
If you’re a regular reader of Telestial State, you’re probably aware of how we feel about “the gays”. But in case you’re not, here’s how we feel about them: We think they’re awesome. In fact, some of them write for Telestial State. Not only is it none of our business who they decide to scissor [...]
Beginning Sunday, July 24th*, gay marriage will become legal in New York. That makes a total of 6 states that will allow gay marriage: New York, Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, Sodom, and Gomorrah. Slowly but surely, marriage equality is spreading across the United States like an unchecked case of herpes. This makes everyone happy! Well, except [...]