Getting Ready for the 2012 General Legislative Session

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The 2012 General Legislative Session starts today, January 23rd. Many bills, however, have already been written and queued up. We took a dip into the current backlog to see what’s in the pipeline for our favorite local circus. House Bills HB49 – In the presence of “threatening behavior”, possession of a firearm no longer violates [...]

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Utah’s State Dems Novel Idea: Solve Utah’s DABC Woes With “Better Government”

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Utah’s democrats, all three of them in the Utah Legislature, held a token Twitter town meeting on January 5th to discuss the Utah DABC woes. While it’s nice to have a pretend democratic process, the meeting itself was about useful as, well, the Utah DABC. As the bastard great grandson of Orin Porter Rockwell, Brother [...]

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Everything You Need to Know About the New Year

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Good morning Utah! Have you kept your New Year’s resolutions so far? JK, we don’t give a shit. The world’s going to end in 354 days anyway*, so if there ever was a time to get fat and max out your credit cards, it’s now. Telestial State was on a bit of a hiatus over [...]

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