Salt Lake City Police Chief Chris Burbank announced he received orders from Salt Lake City Mayor Ralph Becker and the Zions Bank Board of Directors (1%) to use any means necessary, including the use of deadly force, to disperse the Occupy Salt Lake City protesters whom have taken over Pioneer Park. In a press release [...]
It’s Hard Out There for a Pimp in Utah
Have you ever tried being an escort here in Utah? It’s really tough. For starters, you have to consistently lie to your bishop about your job. (“Of course I’m not an escort, I work at Deseret Books! Would you like me to get you a discount on Thomas S. Monson’s biography and/or suck your penis?”) [...]