The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Remember how we were supposed to vote for Orrin Hatch so he could be Chairman of the Senate Finance Committee? Well, the caveat he continually forgot to mention was that would only be possible if Republicans gained control of the Senate. Turns out, the GOP actually lost two Senate seats. Come 2013, in the Senate there will [...]
Way to go, America. You’ve reelected the antichrist. Do you not see the desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland America has become in the past four years? Are there not human remains strewn about where you live? Are you not in constant fear of being taken by armed guards with a black bag over your head to some secret [...]
About 12 hours from now, we’ll find out God doesn’t exist (or at least isn’t Mormon) as Barack Obama is reelected. But until then, here’s some advice: Don’t vote. Or do. Whatever. I’m not your mom. We won’t be covering the election minute-by-minute—we’ll let CNN’s journalism holograms do that. But we will be covering the [...]
You may not know this, but next Tuesday will decide more than just who is President for the next four years. There’s also this body of legislators called Congress and they have a few minor federal responsibilities like taxes and declaring war. And Tuesday will also decide who many those members of Congress will be. Remember when [...]
It’s not news that Mitt Romney has said some things that may be construed as fibs or half-truths during his campaign, but Rachel Maddow managed to step away from her selection of thick-rimmed glasses long enough to point out some recent lies that have escaped Mitten’s lips: Now, I don’t know when Mitt last got [...]
If you didn’t watch last night’s Presidential Debate, you’re likely not as hungover as we are. But this morning, you may have noticed that so much of the post-debate bloviation focuses on who won, body language, what they didn’t say, who was right, who was wrong, etc. But there’s no need for all that; there’s [...]
In preparation for the Presidential debates on October 3rd, many faithful LDS members have decided to fast for Mitt Romney—and encouraged others to do the same—believing only divine intervention can keep the GOP nominee from making a more complete fool of himself. Some have also encouraged even stronger efforts: Others in the email chain have [...]
On June 1st, 2011 we wrote our first in a series of many posts about how Orrin Hatch is an idiot. And now, 461 days later, we finally have a reason to start our other Orrin-Hatch related series: Orrin Hatch Isn’t a Complete Idiot. Last week, Orrin Hatch was questioned on the issue of gay [...]
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Did you guys laugh your asses off as much as we did last night? Clint Fucking Eastwood got on stage and scolded an empty chair for it’s lack of job creating ability for 10 minutes. Do you just – you know – I know – people were wondering – you don’t – [...]
With the threat of Hurricane Isaac on the horizon, the Republican National Convention has been delayed. However, this obvious act of God showing his overall disapproval for Republicans has not stopped the GOPers from getting the party started. Utah Senator Orrin Hatch has come out, saying he is ready to start grinding on the dance [...]