“…the telestial state is the lowest of what are believed to be three heavens or heavenly kingdoms. Or in other words, Mormon Hell.”

–From Wikipedia, Another Testament of Jesus Christ

Welcome to Telestial State: a website about Utah politics, gossip, religion, and other ugly things that go bump in the night. Our foul little website is maintained by journalists and bloggers from all over the Beehive State, including former writers for Newsweek, The Advocate, the Salt Lake Tribune, the Deseret News, and the Daily Utah Chronicle, among others.

Despite this enormous pool of talent, this website is the absolute worst that Utah has to offer.

Sorry everybody.

–Governor Brigham Young, Editor