The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Did you guys laugh your asses off as much as we did last night? Clint Fucking Eastwood got on stage and scolded an empty chair for it’s lack of job creating ability for 10 minutes. Do you just – you know – I know – people were wondering – you don’t – [...]
In Paul’s second epistle to Timothy*, he wrote: Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution. Well, we recently received some persecution—proving we truly are, according to Paul the Apostle, living godly in Christ Jesus. The following is an actual e-mail we received: Names have been redacted to protect the guilty, but let’s step back [...]
With the threat of Hurricane Isaac on the horizon, the Republican National Convention has been delayed. However, this obvious act of God showing his overall disapproval for Republicans has not stopped the GOPers from getting the party started. Utah Senator Orrin Hatch has come out, saying he is ready to start grinding on the dance [...]
I bet you are all surprised to see that we haven’t been assassinated or reassigned to Gayle Ruzicka’s ‘reeducation camp’ in the basement of the Church Office Building.* Yes, unfortunately for us and you, we’re still here and kicking. Apparently we decided to take a modest summer break. What can we say? We were emulating [...]
As the dust settles on Romney’s Vice Presidential pick of Paul “Dreamboat” Ryan, it’s time for some analysis. The only difference between Romney’s VP pick this past weekend and McCain’s VP pick four years ago is, instead of people saying, “Who?” they’re now saying, “Him?” When it comes to policy, there’s not really much difference [...]
Mittens has a new attack ad, accusing President Obama of “plans to gut welfare reform.” Watch it here: There are two big problems with Mitt’s assertion. One, he’s a dirty liar. The Obama administration has allowed individual states “to test alternative and innovative strategies, policies, and procedures that are designed to improve employment outcomes for [...]