The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Utah Democrats have recognized the inevitable – that they must begin appealing to the broader Mormon base in Utah or risk going extinct. Like the lung fish, struggling to breathe on the swampy shores of the cradle of life inexplicably zapped into existence 4,000 years ago (Thanks Jesus!), the Utah Democratic chairman Jim Dabakis has begun reaching [...]
Um, as you totally already know, the LDS Church does not, like, you know, get involved in politics. Like, ever. Duh. Tubular. Let’s go to the mall. In fact, the LDS Church is so far removed from politics, that they’ve even released a press release highlighting their political neutrality* [emphasis added]: “The Church’s mission is [...]
We’ve finally figured out the real reason Mitt Romney is running for President. Just like Herman Cain was really just looking for some exposure, hoping to sell a book or two and get a regular gig on Fox News—and just like Ron Paul was really just unaware he was allowed to not run for President [...]
For a moment, I wanted to believe senility was setting in on the 78-year-old Orrin Hatch when he decried “radical libertarians”; surely he meant “radical liberals“, right? I mean, while Republicans and Libertarians don’t see eye-to-eye on everything, Hatch has to be aware of the similarities. At the core of Libertarianism is freedom, individual liberty, and extremely [...]
So it’s Friday and it’s finally sunny outside. Why the fuck are you inside reading your computer? Perhaps you, like many senior Americans, have nothing better to do but sit around your house and wait for the mailman to deliver you some delicious junk mail. According to Harry Reid, that’s reality for millions of Americans. [...]
Some Democratic pundit bimbo accused Ann Romney, wife of reluctant GOP nominee Mitt Romney, of never working a day in her life. To be fair, Hilary Rosen—although a total bitch—was commenting more on Ann’s understanding of economics, not on her work ethic. To be fair to Ann Romney—although having money certainly does help with raising children, [...]
Now that Mittens is the presumed nominee (candidate-elect?), everyone who was hoping for something better wary to endorse him before has to come around and pledge their allegiance to the party. He is the clear choice in an uninspired – and now dwindling – field. [...] Romney’s finger-to-the-wind tacking across the political sea leaves us to wonder if [...]
Well, we did it. Telestial State is now a year old. How depressing is that? It was one year ago today, April 14, 2011, that we wrote our first post. Since then, we’ve been through many changes — which is appropriate, as we have the emotional maturity of teenagers. Every LDS General Conference, a member [...]
Share “ Time just flies when you’re being crass: tomorrow is the 1-year anniversary of Telestial State. How are YOU planning to celebrate? Telestial State Fri, Apr 13 2012 13:31:35 ReplyRetweet Share “ In the bishop’s office MT @telestialstate: tomorrow is the 1-year anniversary of Telestial State. How are YOU planning to celebrate? Kyle Fri, [...]
Well, that’s that. The race for the Republican nominee is over. Rick Santorum dribbled* out of the race yesterday to spend more time working with George Zimmerman on their upcoming buddy cop movie.** Since Rick Santorum is out, that means just one thing… “Romney about to make history for Mormons.” Oh mother of god, this [...]