We know, we know. It’s been more than a week since your favorite website, Telestial State, was updated. But we have a very good excuse: we were busy working on a fucking book for our readers. So get off our back already.
That having been said, we are excited and not too proud to present:
There are few things in this world that writers enjoy more than creating “Year in Review” lists. Writers fucking love these lists just so, so much. And we almost considered doing just that very same thing for Telestial State. But then we suddenly remembered: oh yeah, let’s drink a bottle of arsenic instead.
In lieu of a shitty “Year in Review” list, we decided to take some of our most popular articles and stories from the past year, put them together in an ebook, ask Brigham Young to write the foreword, and charge money for it. Hey, this is Utah. And Utah is a mother fucking capitalistic society, baby.
You can purchase The Best of Telestial State: Another Testament of Jesus Christ here, in .epub format, for only $1.99. That’s less than a cup of decaffeinated coffee. A version of the book will also be available on iTunes in a few days. If you would like a PDF version of t ebook instead, let us know and we will happily email you one.
We sincerely hope you enjoy our book. And we also want to wish you a very Happy New Year. By the way, your parents are getting a divorce.