The Absolute Worst that Utah Has to Offer
Mormons hate Democrats, and it’s obvious why. Democrats are okay with the evil practice of raising taxes, funds which then go to their bishop their government who can then divvy them out as needed via church government welfare programs. Democrats naively support free agency an individual’s ability to decide whether or not they should get [...]
Utah is a mecca for multi-level marketing (or MLM, for those of you familiar with the biz). There are more pyramid schemes in Happy Valley than in all of Egypt.* And perhaps none are so prevalent as the juice industry, with at least three huge MLMs within 25 miles of each other – XanGo in [...]
Jon Huntsman announced in a speech yesterday that he is running for the President of the Mormon United States. There are now two horrible GOP Presidential candidates who belong to the LDS Church. That means there is a 200% chance that our next President will be a Mormon (thus saith the Lord). And what happens [...]
Don’t worry everyone, an 86-year old man has been released from the hospital!!! Neat! On to the next story. According to a recent Deseret News/KSL-TV poll,* only 38% of registered voters want to keep Old Man Hatch in his Senate seat. The remaining 114% of voters want Jason Chaffetz to become the next Mormon Senator [...]
Preface: If anyone reading this is a lawyer, knows a lawyer, or can pretend to be a lawyer (and will work for free) please let us know. Way back on June 2nd, the Doug Wright Show was giving away two plane tickets to Denver. Frontier Airlines had announced a new direct flight from Provo, UT [...]
Like most Americans, you probably read somewhere on the Internet that Congressman Anthony “Wiener” Weiner resigned from Congress yesterday. You were shocked! You were surprised! Then you masturbated to pictures of Anthony “Wiener” Weiner’s wiener, and moved on with your life. Not us! We live for political scandals. In fact, this whole sex scandal got [...]
A Presidential campaign is all about building support. You want support from your constituents, other politicians, prominent public figures, and even candidates who have dropped out of the race. Well, Mittens Romney has earned a huge endorsement on his way to becoming the next Mormon Commander in Chief. I’m not talking about the bump he got [...]
Orrin Hatch’s archenemy tweeted the following late last night. Uh oh! It looks like yet another congressman is sending sexy tweets. Haven’t we learned anything from Anthony Weiner?
