The truck-driving, pug owning, Glenn-Beck idolizing, @stopbeck-obsessed, Jeffersonian Liberal Mormon has a point. From now on, Telestial State will only write about things we “have a very small amount of knowledge* of.”
Luckily for us, that’s just about everything.
*Does knowledge really come in amounts? Is there a specific unit of measurement for these amounts of knowledge? Knowledge units? Knowhows?