Mural with Bikini-Clad Woman Sparks Criticism, Second Coming

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This is currently the most popular story on the Salt Lake Tribune’s website:

“Mural with bikini-clad woman, LDS Temple on fire sparks criticism”

A ‘controversial’ mural in Cottonwood Heights of a bikini lady and a burnin’ temple has enraged a couple of citizens. As a result, the enraged citizens have burned down the State Capital and made Glenn Beck the new governor or something. It was a long story, I didn’t really read it.

In any case, Happy Monday, Utah! The most popular story on the Tribune’s website is about a picture of a bikini lady! Please go drown yourselves in the Great Salt Lake, every single one of you.

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  • AroniusA

    Wow. really? “Go drown yourselves in the Great Salt Lake every single one of you”? Why do haters gotta hate? I can appreciate taking sides and stating opposing views/beliefs but to take it to the extent of wishing people would die because they don’t believe the same that you do, that’s a bit…sick. Ya know Hitler did the same thing you’re doing right? I also can’t believe that you take time out of your otherwise (hopefully) productive day to write this hater stuff on here. Don’t you have a hobbie or something? Seriously, get some help. 

    • http://www.telestialstate.com Telestial State

      Grandma, who let you use the computer again? I’ve already explained to you that the Internet – and specifically satire – are far too complicated for you to use. Take my hand, and I’ll help you get back into bed.